Fashion in Dubai

It's everywhere here.  Fashion, I mean.  That's why it's so easy to shop for friends.  I got you all some of these...

But I'm not sure what to call them.  Are they heads or hats?  How would you wear them?

There's a pillow head/hat, a cup head/hat, a clock head/hat and a colander head/hat.

I only bought 75 of each and I'm taking orders, so make sure you get your's in soon...